noname2200 on 13 December 2013
1. Panic
2. Run around aimlessly screaming for a few minutes.
3. Fire Iwata
4. Fire Miyamoto
5. Focus exclusively on hardcore titles
6. Release mobile versions of old Nintendo games
7. Begin shifting resources to iOS development
8. Make multi-platform versions of all first-party titles going forward
9. Drop the Wii U's price to $200 and cease future home console development
10. Drop the 3DS' price by $50 per SKU and cease future handheld console development
-Michael Pachter
