My failed scheme to steal $1000 from Kowenicki

[Zappykins]

Jay520 said:

Kowenicki is right guys. This was a diabolical scheme to steal $1000.

The thing is, times are tough right now, with the recession and all. I lost my job, my girlfriend left me, and I got evicted. I had to move into my parent’s garage with no heat or electricity. None of my friends even talk to me anymore. On top of that, my goldfish is sick. The only money I've been making is from cheap labor at a neighborhood convenience store. They don't pay much, but it's enough to get by.

The only thing that's been keeping me going is the assurance that my PS3 is safe, and that one day I'll have the money to buy electricity so I can play it again...just like old times. But yesterday, I got fired from my convenience store job for (allegedly) stealing boxes. This hit me hard because I'm unable to pay for food or rent. My only options were to sell drugs, sell my body or sell my PS3....or internet fraud.

I admit my behavior is reprehensible. But....I don't know...I really needed the money. I was desperate and vulnerable. I admit it was fraud and I tried to make the big bucks, but I would have paid the money back with interest if my plan went through. And it would have if Carl hadn't stepped in like that. If it weren't for him, my plan would have went well...I would have only had to wait two years, and my life would be all straightened out. It really sucks. Guess I'm going to have to sell drugs and/or prostitution. If I don't post for a while, I'll probably be locked up or overdosed or worser. 

Clearly, it's time for you to put the story to good use and make a winning country song!