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I tell you why: The Xbox One fails, Bill Gates says "Oh, well..." and go back to eat his unicorn pie with Triceratops side dish and extraterrestrial being fried wings.

The PS4 fails and Sony is shut down, Andrew White goes sell tacos on the street corner.



My grammar errors are justified by the fact that I am a brazilian living in Brazil. I am also very stupid.