Screamapillar on 17 November 2013
One game per month is unnecessary. 3DS is doing extremely well with one major first-party games about every 2-3 months. It's not about quantity, it's about quality. Nintendo needs big games like Kart 8 and Donkey Kong. I doubt Yarn Yoshi or X will move very many consoles in comparison to their other behemoth franchises.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
