Screamapillar on 14 November 2013
Most Nintendo fans still don't have a Wii U. I mean, there are more than 3.7 million hardcore Nintendo fans that exist. Even if there are only 10-15 million of them, Wii U still has a long ways to go before it's a box owned by the loyal Nintendo crowd.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
