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I felt BioShock was a contrived self-indulgent fairy tale with no real message or meaning, and a severe lack of interesting characterization all unnecessarily dragged out through a series of fetch quests and a over a hundred scattered tape recorders.

Which I might have forgiven if the actual gameplay wasn’t an easy and mindless shoot-a-thon through repeat enemies, with you’re only major decision making being how obscenely powered up do I want to be at this point.

 

But that’s just me and I’m Cleary a minority here.