Yes, the thought of Sonic and Mario's first game being a minigame compilation must upset you all, but it's YOUR FAULT. If you had made the Gamecube sell even half as well as the PS2, Nintendo would have seen plenty of profit in hardcore gaming still.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs








