I usually control the left thumbstick with my penis.
Actually, true story, when I was in elementary school I wrote with my left hand but my teacher was a nun who said it was the devil's hand. She made me use my right, and that's how I learned. These days I'm almost completely ambidextrous, and I would say most lefty's are forced to learn righty skills at least to some extent due to the nature of the world. So gaming isn't really an issue.








