Edge Article - Why Wii U should steal your Christmas

[Sensei]

No global account system;
No trophies;
No 250GB+ HDD SKU;
No gamepad-less bundle (I want a pro controller only FFS I'm a pro, not a casual and I don't want that toy looking tablet).

So it's not stealing my xmas yet. Fix that shit up Nintendo, last home console of yours I owned was the Super NES.