Alby_da_Wolf said:
The Obese Princess and the White Cow.
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful obese princess, called Princess Ballmer. She was growing happy, eating whatever she saw, until a bad day, the ugly Phony Witch appeared in her once happy kingdom, and started threatening and harassing her. Obese Princess Ballmer was now a damsel in distress, so she considered calling a plumber for help, but as usual, they were all busy when you need them. So the obese princess decided to fall back on an evergreen classic, and she called the Prince Charming to the rescue. Prince Charming should have rushed to her aid, brandishing his formidable sword and riding his wonderful White Cow, but he was busy watching TV TV TV TV TV, so he just sent his wonderful White Cow. The White Cow was an amazing beast, but she had no hands so she couldn't fence, but she didn't give up: she started pursuing the ugly Phony Witch in all her threads, stealth trolling her until she died of apoplexy and finally the obese Princess Ballmer and the White Cow could live together happily ever after... Until Princess Ballmer tried to eat the White Cow too, that escaped giving her the finger, exclaiming: "Next time you need help, call that ugly black pug"!
The End
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