Wow, dude. That is some fascinating stuff. Why don't you tell us about the rest of your day? What did you have for breakfast? Did your friends say anything about it? I'll bet they did, and I'll bet it was bazonkers. Truly, I want to hear all about it.
I remember when I first got MY Wii, and my mom was like, "Video games? No way." and my dad was like, "Son, why don't you do something productive with your day?" But then I was like Swish! Kapow! Zroom! Schwik! and they were like, "Whoa." Then of course, they played it like 4ever. And I was like, "TOLD YOU SO, GUYS!" And they were like, "Progruss, you were totally right!"
I remember another time I played with my Wii-nes (Wii nintendo entertainment system, of course) and I played Super Mario Galaxy for like 3 hours! Can you believe that??!? ME! Playing for 3 hours! That was unprecedented. And then I was like, "I should do my homework or something." But then I just went and got another star just for the fun of it, because the Wii is just so gosh darn golly swing my arms around like a lunatic ape excitement machine! Who can say no? Not this guy! Not in a million years!
Anyway, I thought I'd share those tales of wonder with you, because you were so kind to tell us about YOUR Wii experiences. Keep us updated. In fact, here's my personal email: wiibecrazy@funducktimes.com.
