According to news reports last week (I guess it's news), a major character is going to die on the Simpsons. Who do you think it is? Yeah, I KNOW you don't watch it anymore and that it hasn't been funny to you since 1992. I don't care. I still love it. Give me your guesses!
http://entertainment.time.com/2013/10/02/a-simpsons-character-will-die-this-season-but-who/