"- Massive talent flight from EAD as employees feel Nintendo aren't trying to make critically acclaimed games. Decision making dictated by older higher ups.
- Miyamoto's "secret IP" is a widely held joke within the company. Will never result in a decent game as he is a shadow of the game designer he once was. Japanese branch continues funding the project much to the disdain of the American branch.
- Miyamoto had no real input into Pikmin 3."
These last three sound fairly ridiculous. Nintendo is most certainly not giving up on making critically-acclaimed games. That makes no sense whatsoever. They exist to be successful at what they do. I wouldn't be surprised if the Miyamoto IP was off-the-wall or something that wouldn't sell in the west, but I really, really doubt that he had no control over Pikmin 3, since he's the one that assembled the team and helped produce it.
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