Porcupine_I on 13 September 2013
I just had the disturbing vision of a Nintendo phone with a service called "Navi" constantly going "hey" "watch out" "listen" 
“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grams a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be reduced to twenty grams a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.”
- George Orwell, ‘1984’
