Screamapillar on 29 August 2013
A) Very low third-party support compared to DS
B) Higher price point than DS
C) Handheld market is weaker now than it was between 2004-2010
D) Wait until 2DS and Pokemon X/Y release on Oct 12 and maybe we'll be having a conversation about how great the 3DS is doing by then

The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.








