Why isn't samus in a mario kart game?

[windbane]

This is the funniest thread I've ever seen on his forum. Why not add Link, too! Wait, isn't there already a game that includes a bunch of characters from different universes...? Oh yeah, SSB!

Seriously, the characters in DD only mattered for what types of cars you could use, and they could all use the best car. It really doesn't matter. In SSB they all have different moves, in Mario Kart the special items aren't that big of a deal.

Just play Metroid more...