When I was young I got busted for motorcycle theft and shop lifting. Then I grew up and got arrested several times for drunk and disorderly and once I was taking a piss against a wall and a WPC seen me and started moaning, so I asked her if she wanted to hold it for me while I finished and she nearly had me for indecent exposure.
EDIT: I should say that this all happened may years ago and I've changed alot since then.








