Wow, this thread sucks harder than Linda Lovelace. Try harder next time.
hint: starting "I blame Wii Fit" is a good way
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."







