have you ever been arrested?

[kenzomatic]

not that great

I had just arrived in town and was a little early. I was meating my friends for dinner as we hadn't seen each other in a little while. I was also on vaction. So hears the picture car filled with lugage, my computer (don't ask), and i'm dressed to go out. since I was early I decide to go past the restraunt and see more of the town. I had seen enough when I go to turn around in an abandoned parking lot. As I'm leaving a cop corners me and pins me in. He gets out and come up to the window.

Me: what seems to be the problem
Cop: your Trespassing
Me: I was just tring to turn around
Cop: you know I'm supoussed to arrest any tresspasser on site
Me: Ah no look I'm just trieng to turn around and I don't see any no tresspassing signs.
Cop: this area is condemed (points to an abandoned building that finced in 200 yards away)
Me: (I look around) this is a public parking lot so I'm not tresspassing.
Cop: that may be but its closed and you are tresspassing and I'm suppossed to arrest people on site.
Me: you can't arrest me for tresspassing without some kind of warning

for the next 15 minutes we argued about his abbility to arrest me and how I wasn't trieng to sneak into the aboned building in my dress close with my lugage.

He let me go but man was he an idiot

And I got 10 more like it. I always get some newbie cop who thinks hes in bad boys