Xbox One Has Unlimited Friends

[Attoyou]

Zappykins said:

Attoyou said:
*starts up xbox one
Great123 wants to play
greyguy34 wants to play
awwrusad4732 wants to play
frogdog54 wants to play
w4ityyy wants to play
*presses A button
wutguy wants to play
pojurn wants to play
ropep0 wants to play
whatno wants to play
ewww69 wants to play
usuck69 wants to play
blahblahblah2546 wants to play
*blows brains out

May I please have your controller when you are gone?  Would love to have my friends in person play with me too.

I've even show up to your funeral and say something really nice about you.  Like how you left me a controller and it made me really happy.

If I ever have unlimited friends, you can have everything I own. But you'll have to share it with my unlimited friends.