God is Satan: Multiple personalities of an omnipotent being?

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I am not even a Christian but I know enough to know this guy has never opened a Bible in their life.

To those asking of Satan. Before God created man, he created the angels along with other things in heaven. One of those angels(the most beautiful) lead a rebellion against God in an attempt to take Heaven for himself. He failed and he and his followers were banished to the bottom less pit we know as hell.
I think most people cannot comprehend what it is like to be an all powerful being living forever.
My honest opinion is that we do have a creator and he understood us better than we do and knew that a simple yes or no choice of only 1 God is not something we would do as a people. That is why almost all religions are the same at their core. Love, respect, etc. Different paths to the same goal and we decide which one is best for us. I think God lives through us. We were created to live life and experience things from a point of view that he couldn't. Children are amazed at so many things but look at fireworks. He created us to experience things in ways he couldn't. He also left guidelines for us to follow the right path so that we get to see him when we go on to the next area. I think when we die we become energy. Positive or negative depending on how we lived our lives. Its that positive(good) or negative(evil) that determines which way we go. God is positive energy so he only interacts with positive humans. Eh now I am just rambling. I love discussing all the possibilities of creation.