Screamapillar on 10 July 2013
The install base is still so, so tiny. Barely 3.5 million Wii U's sold. I'd have to say 450k by year's end, at most. I very much doubt one quarter of all Wii U owners are going to go and buy Pikmin, so I think many people are high-balling
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
