Screamapillar on 09 July 2013
I bought a launch model Wii on release day back in 2006, bought Brawl and Prime Trilogy, and Xenoblade, never had a single loading issue with any of them. Used the hell out of my Wii for six years.
If I remember correctly, the dual-layered Wii disc issues was quickly remedied by Nintendo following the Brawl launch. There were suddenly over a million people with dual-layered Wii discs and those types of discs are more difficult for DVD-writers to read, so any amount of contamination over or around the lens can make reading the disc difficult or even impossible. Nintendo heard all the issues and released those nifty little Wii lens cleaners.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
