What languages do you speak/want to speak?

[c03n3nj0]

KHlover said:

c03n3nj0 said:
I can speak English and Spanish very fluently. I speak German well enough.

I desperately (well, not really desperately) need to learn Dutch since I just moved to Holland. On top of this I would like to learn Portuguese. It's the second most important Romance language after Spanish, honestly (shove it up your ass, French!)

That's easy. Just get drunk and then try to speak English with a German pronounciation of the words. That should about nail it.

Oh btw, hast du schon die Redundanzüberdruckmessnotfallventile auf den Dampfflussschiffen der deutschen Dampfflussschifffahrtsaufsichtsbehörde überprüft?

Umm, nein, Ich habe nicht. 

(Was the point of that just to use the long-ass words? :P)