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“The seemingly never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his Ccean's 11 Inches soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. He arced a giant butt nugget on my fiery biscuits just so he could lap it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The fucking of my vintage golf bag was so vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon deep in my rusty bullet hole. When he removed his womb ferret from my poo pipe, he was pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the toilet twinkie off his washington monument. It was bliss having his one-eyed milkman slid inside me again; stuffing my municipal cockwash with a number of chillies just didn't get my meat purse flooding like it used to.”



 

Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!)