Serious of not, this post is hilarious.
I would love to see a documentary called "The Origins of the Universe - From Spurge's Perspective". I imagine it would start off wlike this:
In the beginning there was God, The Big Bang and Evolution. All three were in a loving relationship for an infinite amount of time. But one day they all fell in love with the same girl. They fought over her so intensely that they created a large expansion that created the universe. With this new world created, the three beings each had different theories on what to fill it in with. To this day, there is still a constant power struggle between these beings. A star or planet is created whenever someone gets punched in the face. A black hole is created whenever someone gets kicked in the balls. This is how the universe began.
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