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Before Mario comes out for a Nintendo platform, half of people are asking, "That's a nice console, but where's the Mario?"

After it comes out, the other half complain, "OMG another Mario game?!"

So it doesn't really matter what Nintendo does here, they still end up with a bunch of whiny bitches.



"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event."  — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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