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I'm the guy who poops at an angle so the turd hits the bowl and streaks poo that even the water can't remove with a flush. I sometimes even proceed to grab a bit of toilet paper depending on the turds wetness and pick it out and rub it on the seat. If I'm feeling very adventurous I may even leave said turd on the seat with the tip hanging off towards the floor.