I use to bring a calculator into the john with me and calculate how much I was getting paid to crap at my one job. It was good times all around. I'd laugh my ass off every time I left the washroom. "They just payed me 30$ for that poop! 30$ frickin dollars for a poop!" LOL
Prepare for termination! It is the only logical thing to do, for I am only loyal to Megatron.







