Deyon on 22 June 2013
Yesterday, I was thinking if a man can pee standing up, why can't he shit standing up?
So I decided to try it out. I was so pumped up and full of adrenaline. I waited and waited, and suddnely, my body was ready. I went to the bathroom, droped my pants, spread my beautiful hairy butt cheeks and pushed the shit out as hard as I can.
I was anticipating a rock solid dump, and was disappointed. My shit came out liquidish, it splashed all over the floor and rolled down my hairy legs. IT WAS EVERYWHERE!
Long story short, I cleaned up myself and got the hell out.
It was indeed a bad idea.
What about you?
