Yesterday, I was thinking if a man can pee standing up, why can't he shit standing up?

So I decided to try it out. I was so pumped up and full of adrenaline. I waited and waited, and suddnely, my body was ready. I went to the bathroom, droped my pants, spread my beautiful hairy butt cheeks and pushed the shit out as hard as I can.

I was anticipating a rock solid dump, and was disappointed. My shit came out liquidish, it splashed all over the floor and rolled down my hairy legs. IT WAS EVERYWHERE!

Long story short, I cleaned up myself and got the hell out.

It was indeed a bad idea.

What about you?

Hmmmm ... No, no I have not, and I reckon I shall never endeavor to try that either. I have copulated with a female while she was vomiting, however (from the rear). I guess that is equally disgusting in some way.

Did you continue copulating after she vomited from her rear?

I prob did it before I was potty trained, so maybe when I was 3 or 4... Im just assuming though.

Sort of. I half-stand/squat shit at least once every few months. Mostly in public toilets.

Not a spurge thread?

I was drunk, of course. She was drunk as well, and the contractions she gave while it was occuring were nothing short of amazing, so no, I continued my thrusting.   I did dump her after, though.

By the way ... I know some girls who did this, for both numbers. They call is "skiing" since it mimics the stance. They often do that in places where the restrooms are disgusting and they want to avoid contact between their buttocks and the toilet bowls.

Did a hover dump a few times when I couldn't get toilet paper down in time in a public restroom.  Love your story though... Bet it was a mess to clean up.  Apparently, you should stick to squatting or perhaps spread your legs more.

No, I have not. And the OP does not convince me to give it a try.