Nintendo Can Solve All Its Wii U Problems With Metroid

[the_dengle]

*facepalm*

I've been waiting for this kind of post. Oh, nobody cares about 3D Mario, Mario Kart, Zelda, Donkey Kong, Wii Fit, or any of Nintendo's other 5 million+ sellers. But if they were to make a new Metroid game! Oh, suddenly they'd be selling Wii Us by the truckload!