To me bald
For most people, If your fat, GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF THE COUCH and start exercising. Unless you're suffering from a rare condition where weight loss is very difficult; then I can understand. Stop complaining to the airlines or theater that you can't fit. I know I'm being a little hard but that's the truth. Fatness is not a religion, ethnic, race, species whatever, it's a health disorder.
It's much easier to reverse obesity than baldness (IMO). If I had lost all of my hair, I wouldn't know what to do besides go to a medical hair restoration clinic. I don't care if I still have a great sex life, or if I look good bald, I wouldn't be me without my hair. If you think you look great without hair, hey live it up. I got no problem with that. Others like Bruce Willis, Cheech Marin etc don't seem to have a problem being bald.
Black hair? hmmmm.....Can't say anything about that since I really don't have a problem with it.
