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"I am the candle. I am the flame."
"I am the candle. I am the flame."

"I was able to light the candle. I can put it out."
"I was able to light the candle. I can put it out."

"Damn, damn, damn. Why won't that damn candle go out!!"


*follow up commercial for the Wii Fit Star Wars game*

-voice heard in the distance- 'Use the force, Lukisan'



Torturing the numbers.  Hear them scream.