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Don't tell me the Tomb Raider games have started to suck too. I would also have mentioned Bubsy, but he always kind of sucked, and he officially died in the PS1 era, not the PS2 era.


Oh, I just found a very important one. Kirby!!! Yeah, Kirby sucked hard last generation. I know I've out grown him a while now, but looking at the reviews of his latest games... Yeah... He sucks now. I don't even think there ever was a platforming game for him on the Gamecube. Just a bunch of bad, spin off titles.

I mean, with Donkey Kong, Banjo Kazooie, Star Fox, and Conker, (Kirby sucked in the Nintendo 64 era too, but not as bad as the Gamecube's, based on the reviews I have seen) that made the Nintendo 64 a great console, how did the Nintendo Gamecube think it would survive without them? Did it think Mario and Zelda would be enough? The Gamecube had too many silly, spin off games, and not enough hard core, important games to franchises.

And now on the Xbox, there isn't a single platformer that got reviews of 80% or higher. That's just embarassing. At least the Playstation 2 has those Sly, Ratchet, and Jak games, and at least Dreamcast has Sonic, and Gamecube has Mario, but Xbox has nothing. It should have had Blinx, but we all know what happened to cat boy (and no, I'm not talking about Quantum-Taratino).