How to make a Rick Astley-like first impression

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Step 1: Find a person you have not previously met. Never give this person up. Never let this person down. Step 2: Very important!!! Never, and I mean NEVER, run around and desert this person. Step 3: Never make this person cry. Never say goodbye to this person. The second phase of Step 3 may seem like a strange practice to some, but seriously refrain from using the word "goodbye". Instead, substitute the words "See you later" or "Until next time". Step 4: Never tell a lie and hurt this person. The details of this step may seem vague, but after close analysis I can offer clarification. You may think that the lie itself is what must not hurt the person. This is false, however, as it is any action taken by yourself that must not hurt this person. Congratulations, you can now successfully make a first impression like Rick Astley.