Max King of the Wild on 30 May 2013
NHL: Okay gays, conference final match ups are set. We need to set the schedule.
Peon: Well, we have the top seed team and the Stanley cup champs facing each other and Penguins and Boston facing each other
Peon 2: Let's make the teams that went to game seven play 3 games in 4 nights and give the teams who've had rest get more rest.
NHL: Great idea!
Peon 3: Yeah! And lets televise the pittsburg and Boston series opener even though the top seeded team and NHL champs are going head to head.
Peon: Yeah, lets not televise one of those games till game 5... If one of the teams sweep we won't televise a game
NHL: Fantastic!
