Screamapillar on 19 May 2013
I don't think it's a good idea to talk about re-designed, cheaper alternatives to your next-generation machine at your own unveiling event lol. Seems counter-productive to me. Call me crazy!

The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.








