Wii U CPU + GPU clock speeds increased? Is it even possible?

[KHlover]

Troll_Whisperer said:
Nintendo, giving up on games and in a last move of desperation, has decided to turn all WiiU's into heaters in order to increase sales.

This plan will fail, no one wants a 45W heater. Hell, 45W are not even enough to power a lightbulb!!!