Nintendo has obviously discovered the secret of cold fusion and just isn't telling anybody about it. The Wii U came pre-equipped with the technology and nobody even noticed. All they had to do was switch it on with a firmware update.
It explains everything. The increased power consumption and cooling requirements are both solved by this simple answer. As an internet source there is no chance whatsoever that this is wrong. Where there's smoke there's always fire. Or in this case, cold fusion.








