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NiKKoM said:

he wouldn't want us to be sad... let's celebrate the life of d21lewis by looking back at some of his great posts on this site:

d21lewis said:
Current job at a Nuclear Power plant: Zombies are real.

Last job as a cop: Make up shit and sound like you know what you're talking about and people will do whatever you say. Not in a bad way. If I go to a person's house and the guy is in a big fight with his girlfriend or something, I want him (or her) to leave before it turns into something. I can't make the guy leave or arrest him because he really hasn't broken a law so I'd just make up some shit.

Oh, and sometimes, I didn't know what I was talking about. Have you SEEN the size of a Georgia law book? That thing is six inches thick! I had to go to a dispute where a guy died and his live in girlfriend was still living in his house with no place to go. The guy's family wanted her off of the property because they hated her. I didn't have any idea who was right but I had to pretend I had all of the answers. I made up a law called "Domicile" right there on the spot saying that since the GF was already living there, she had the right to stay and that the family was actually trespassing. If they didn't leave, I'd arrest all of them.

I'm creative like that.

I was sad and then this post cheered me up and then i'm sad again



Monster Hunter: pissing me off since 2010.