Game of Thrones Book and TV fans: What if George Dies Before Finishing?

[Smeags]

Well I'll just make up my own ending then.

*Spoilers*

Stannis and his army (with the aid of the Manderly's) ends up killing the entire Bolton family (kills Roose by having him covered head to toe in leeches ). Theon gets to flay Ramsay for good measure.

Just to throw her a bone, Brienne finds Sansa (and marries Jaime. Why not?). Sansa finally grows some sense and pushes Littlefinger off a cliff, saying some cool one liner as he falls. Ned's ghost appears and gives her a high-five.

Aria comes back home because that sub plot is really lame and no one is really overjoyed to see an 11 year old girl kill people in cold blood. Oh, she finds Nymeria again.

Davos Seaworth finds Rickon and Shaggydog, who head back to Winterfell and start rebuilding the place.

The entire King's Landing is blown to smithereens in a horrible explosion, which kills everyone there. Readers everywhere breathe a sigh of relief, as they no longer have to read about the political going ons of the area.

Dorne somehow disappears off the map, and no one cares. Same thing with the new Aegon subplot. Poof. They all vanish into thin air, and no one cares.

Zombie Caitlyn raises an army of death metal zombie vikings and kills the entire Frey family. After they're all dead, Ned's ghost gives her a good talking to and she goes on to the afterlife.

Jon is revived by Melissandre and with the aid of Stannis and the Night's Watch/Freemen, defeat the Others, which we've only seen twice now. Seriously GRRM, it's time you actually focused on this part of the plot.

Danerys is eaten by a dragon, and everyone cheers (except Jorah) because she's just a terrible ruler.

Tyrion continues to be sarcastic and witty, and people continue to love him for it.

Stannis moves the capital to the North (since King's Landing is vaporized) and becomes king. Sure, he's cold hearted, but he at least knows how to run a kingdom and ensure that justice and order are maintained.

Bran continues to spy on people through trees.

Hodor hodor hodor. Hodor hodor hodor hodor!