Graduated summa cum laude, inducted to the national honor society Phi Beta Kappa, and now a job that sounds cool (and did require a Federal Background Check) but is actually well beneath my qualifications (and is boring as piss)
This summer i'm going to get shit together to apply to PhD programs for Fall 2014, and then start applying for work, because i really need to get out of this job (since it pays too little for me to move out of my parents' house, too)

Monster Hunter: pissing me off since 2010.







