Doing something different. Let's try tearing apart the games that we love.

[Otakumegane]

Hey fellow chartz members, I'm tired of hearing how so-and-so game was "SOO GOOT" and MINDBLOWING.

So as a fun little idea and a different way of looking at things, lets rip our favorite games a new one.

EXHIBIT A: Wind Waker

Never mind that it was cel-shaded, but the true detriment to Wind waker has always been 2 things. Sailing and the Triforce Quest.

Pacing of sailing in Wind Waker was horrible. Decent for the 1st 2 major Islands or so but then you have to go alll the way to Greatfish Isles only to find nothing there and then go alll the way back to Outset Island.  And after that, it's trivialized by Ballad of the Gales in the main story, really after that point in the game you sail to look for sidequests (and the dreaded, dreaded triforce quest). It was just tedious and dull.

Triforce quest-the section of the game that made me quit 10 years ago. I don't know what Nintendo was thinking with this one. So much wrong with this that I don't know where to begin with this. 8 shards that are located all around the map, forcing you to go and get bigger wallet sizes and more rupees just to complete the quest. Obvious filler, and prevented a lot of people from progressing. Tingle overcharged and and then you had to do all these other sidequests for the rupees and the shards. Worst part of the game.

-NO THANK YOU

Smaller things: Tetra is an awesome character, full of spunk and helping Link every step of the way, and then BAM! She goes Zelda and does nothing for the rest of the game until the final battle. Can't get over how she was shelved during the middle like that. Picto Box limitations prevented me from using it entirely. The "stealth" part near the beginning of the game when you're just getting used to sword combat and controls and they throw you into one of the hardest parts of the game.

These mother*******. WONG WONG WONG WONG.

More to come soon.