I wrote an incredibly long answer to an about equal post, but I can't find it (it isn't in my post-section for some reason)
Here it is:
http://vgchartz.com/forum/thread.php?id=18013
Scroll down to 15th post.
http://www.vgchartz.com/games/userreviewdisp.php?id=261
That is VGChartz LONGEST review. And it's NOT Cute Kitten DS