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S.T.A.G.E. said:

Mario saves peach a thousand times only to still get none. Kratos has a fight has sex and walks back into a fight. WHAT NOW!?

Pokemon have sex though, and judging from the number of Koopalings and Koopa Troopers around, Peach and Bowser do plenty of hoizontal jogging. ;)