Car breaks down, destroys my chances of Evil Dead tonight- mission accomplished!

[AbbathTheGrim]

spurgeonryan said:

AbbathTheGrim said:
If I remember correctly from the original film, a car malfunctions as well. In order to resolve this predicament, you need to run to the woods with your pants down and an opened mind.

The evil dead woods rape the female.

I am pretty sure the woods ain't picky, they are happy with what they get. Anyhow, let us find out, shall we? I'll wait for the results.