Were Catholics the true reason for the Titanic sinking?

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Lafiel said:

badgenome said:

Yes. I read somewhere that that iceberg was Catholic.

don't be silly - an iceberg is an object, but the polar bears that cut it from the greenland ice sheet were catholics

Please, please, please! Someone with great Photoshop skills make a picture with Polar Bears wearing little Roman Catholic bishop/cardinal hats?  Bonus points if you can also do a Burke and Yamaki - as that way none of those 3 feel specifically picked on religions.