Do other Men think I am gay?

[Zappykins]

spurgeonryan said:

Zappykins said:
Wait, what? You're not gay?

They why are you spurging on ryan? I always thought that was a metaphor for something you do to him.

Because I like the pr@ctice?

Ha ha! How close are you to becoming a professional!

And I didn't think you were gay until that time you looked longingly in my eyes, gave my that fruity martini, and started gingerly rubbing my thigh.