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Mr Khan said:
"Shaun brings a wealth of smart, strategic brand experience to our team," Fils-Aime said. "As we prepare to launch our new Nintendo Wii system on April 27,,/b> his expertise will help keep our momentum from dropping off. To investors I say, it's not just a party machine, and we don't just sell Nintendo games on our systems - where are the third parties? Gamecube started well at first, too; we need Wii Fit to stop the brand being held together with duct tape."

What?

It's supposed to be satire I think.  Although it kind of just goes off the walls and becomes hard to read at a point.